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Monday, August 13, 2007

Oh, fabulous.



You're Libya!

It seems that these days, you just say things to get attention.
Shock value is the really important thing for you now. You used to have
a cause, and this made you seem like a threat to the established order, but now you
just want to say wacky stuff once in a while. Air travel doesn't really mesh
with your lifestyle, and you'd probably scare the security guards somehow
anyway.



Take the Country Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid




Well...

On the bright side, my leader's son gets to have dinner with Nicole Kidman...but it's not going to go well.

The odds of my ever playing host to a season of The Real World are remarkably low.

And maybe Albert Brooks will come to see me.

On the other hand, I apologize for the role my people played in the gunning down of Emmett "Doc" Brown. Things were said in anger, mistakes were made, and maybe they were wound a little too tight.

And anyway, the thieving cur had stolen material we need for our nuclear reactor...not that we have a nuclear reactor, because we don't.



Oh, and Top Gun was a bad movie even with your American devil cover girl next door sweetheart Meg Ryan.

Damn her for making our pulse race.



This is the work of one of my artists.

"Happy dreams any her humanitarian, sleep...any her The justice."




This is not the work of one of my artists, but a Londoner, Janet Cree. Her husband, a famous lawyer

John Platts-Mills had a fascination with more than one killer dictator, for, when his dutiful and self-effaced wife is somewhat surprised by his absence from home, she rings his Chambers to ask his whereabouts: well as it happened his image just appeared flittingly on British TV screens as a guest standing behind Colonel Ghaddafi, on a visit to Libya. This was the time of the Libyan embassy crisis in London, at which point the imperturbable Janet would answer quietly:

Well, in that case I will not lay out the table for tea.’

We are inspirational.

And yeah, we torture, but so does the U.S. military, so I wouldn't run your mouth about it until they stop. But then in fact, you get off on it in your films and flicks, don't you?



Finally, check out lawyer Aisha Gaddafi. Some call her the Claudia Schiffer of North Africa, and we've certainly never heard any bad things about her.

We've never heard any bad things about her because people who say things about her that her father doesn't like...tend to disappear.

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