I have here a lettered list of 13 slasher movies, followed by a numbered list describing scenes from those movies-often but not always of killings. Your job: Fit 'em together.
A. Re-Animator
B. Scream
C. Basic Instinct
D. Wes Craven's New Nightmare
E. A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
F. Scream 2
G. Sleepaway Camp
H. Friday the 13th Part 2
I. Friday the 13th Part III
J. Cherry Falls
K. Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland
L. Jason X
M. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
1. A bitchy girl is assaulted with a curling iron...where no woman wants a curling iron.
2. A head gives head.
3. Before being sucked through a grate into the vacuum of space, a picturesque young woman declares, "This sucks on so many levels!"
4. Having just acquired something iconic, the rampaging murderer shoots someone in the eye with a spear gun.
5. A crippled guy gets a machete in the face; then goes bouncing in his wheelchair down about three flights of outdoor stairs...
6. In a movie with a "mystery" killer, the person who will eventually be "revealed" as the culprit stares right into the camera. We hear a low, deep, synthesized note on the soundtrack. Viewers spend the rest of the movie saying "Who could the killer be? Who?"
7. A young girl trapped in a garage with a killer tries to escape by pulling herself through a pet door, but gets stuck and the killer activates the door...
8. The star of the film-who allegedly looks like me-is slowly swallowed up to their waist by a not-at-all disturbingly phallic version of the murderer in the form of a giant snake.
9. In a rare truly surprising scene, a horror movie expert is killed in mid phone-taunt.
10. A father asks his teenage daughter just how much she's done with boys, and encourages her to do more.
11. The murderer cheerfully informs her most recent, and large-breasted, victim: "Good thing you're dead 'cause in a couple of years your breasts would have been sagging something terrible."
12. A usually mouthy, jokey killer appears silently behind their next victim, but only a terrified child can see them...
13. A yummy, nude blonde brutally murders her sex partner mid-act.
Friday, July 13, 2007
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