the lesbian who makes even me contemplate using the words, "pushy dyke."

Rosie O'Donnell will be taking over the role of Golde, wife of Tevye, in the current Broadway revival of "Fiddler on the Roof." Lyricist Sheldon Harnick had this to say:

Ms. O'Donnell "is certainly strong, and down to earth, with a certain peasanty quality to her"

And that's certainly true. What I want to know, however, is how soon she'll be demanding to make changes in lyrics she finds offensive to her beliefs, as she insisted Bernadette Peters do when performing an Irving Berlin song on her television show a few years back.