[Desi Tarka] Santa Banta (Hansi ke Hungame)

 

Ek baar exam main question tha, "Challenge kise kehte hain?" Santa ne sare page khali chhod ker aakhri page per likha. "Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikha." Teacher: ' Delhi me Kutubminar hai' Santa was not payin attention Techer asks: 'Santa repeat what I just said'. Santa replies:' Delhi me Kutta bimar hai' .. TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother's Younger Sister & Elder Sister? Santa: So simple, i'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM Santa: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Banta: A Cockroach Santa : Why? Banta : Yaar Meri Biwi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai Santa ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye, biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao. Santa bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya Santa: Yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya, uthaya Q nahi? Banta: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai, woh kya tera baap sunega A Judge said.. order.. Order.. Order.. Santa: 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Colddrink Judge: Shut Up. Santa: shutup nahin judje sahib 7Up.. Join Mailing LIst

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