Best two headlines EVER

I just saw these two headlines on my iGoogle page, and I laughed so hard I almost coughed blood.

Reuters: Britney Spears' sister is pregnant at sixteen

People.com: Lynne Spears's Parenting Book 'Delayed Indefinitely'

I'm not even going near saying anything about the state from which the father of the younger Ms. Spears baby reportedly hails...