It's all about perspective, really

The new Us Weekly mag says Tori Spelling is "broke" after her mom managed to get her cut out of her dad, Aaron's will. Staying out of the eerily appropriate soap-opera the Spellings life and death has suddenly become...

The cover also says she's "struggling to make ends meet." In the blurb they've set up on their web site in hopes of making you buy the magazine, we learn:

Tori’s share – a cash inheritance payment of $200,000, combined with approximately $600,000 in private investments

$800,000. Do you have any idea what I could do with $800,000? Is there anyone reading this who can rationalize "broke" and "struggling to make ends meet" with $800,000? Because if there is, call me, you're beautiful and I think I love you...