...the fact is people with penises continue to rule the church, the state, the corporation, ETC., and the world is a friggin mess. Both fairness and sanity suggest the world might be a better/warmer/saner place if people with vaginas get their turn.
This just in...
Cathy Guisewhite is automatically a better cartoonist than was Charles Schulz, because she has a vagina.
The L Word is automatically a better show than Huff or the first four years of West Wing because it's written by more people with vaginas than they are/were.
For that matter, Anna Faris is a better actor than Hank Azaria, because she has a vagina, and he does not.
Amy Ephron is a better novelist than Gregory McDonald-again, because of that whole vagina thing.
Mary J. Blige is a better singer/songwriter than Colin Hay. You know why? Vagina.
Paris flickin-Hilton is of more value, and stands a better chance of making this world a better/saner/warmer place than Muhammed Ali. She has a vagina too, after all (in case you hadn't heard).
Oh, and Margaret Cho is a more important comedian than Richard Pryor. Can you guess why?
In closing, I'm going to repeat something I said in replying to Egalia's comment:
What's between people's ears is more important than what's between their legs.
And thank you and goodnight.
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