Hot Bikini Models: [Desi Tarka] Rajni Can't ("Rajnikant") Hillarious

Friday, June 3, 2011

[Desi Tarka] Rajni Can't ("Rajnikant") Hillarious

Rajani went for morning walk. After 1 hour, the police arrested him. Why??

Bcos He reached USA without VISA!!

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Once Rajani bunked a whole day from school..

Since then that day is Known as Sunday..

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Rajinikant got his driving license at the age of 16 seconds

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Rajnikanth can see himself sleeping..

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Rajnikanth once put a bonfire and that place is now known as SAHARA DESERT..!!

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And….

The "Rajnikant" award goes to OSCAR!!!

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-Rajni sentences the judge in the court

- He can declare the third umpire out !

- He can red-card a soccer match referee.

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spelling of rajnikant is "Rajnikant" because there is nothing like Rajni Can't

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Rajni doesn't find bugs in any code, because 'Bugs' come to watch his movie & they're caught.. J

They have found 'Bugs' in Da Vinci code in similar fashion.. J

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Rajnikantcan make his girlfriend admit her mistake!..

Rajnikant can answer THE question "Do I Look Fat in this??...

Rajnikant can answer THE question How much do you love me??

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Rajikant did his KG from 7 different places……….

Those 7 places are the present IITs in INDIA.

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Whenever RAJNIKANT starts rising, the market starts falling!!!!

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Rajini's favourite SQL query...

SELECT * from ORACLE;

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NASA CLOSED…..

Rajni has bought all the Rockets for Diwali…!!

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Once Rajnikant Donated blood to a very small, sick and thin child.,

Today that child is known as "The Great Khali".

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The pyramids in Egypt are actually ........

.......Rajinikant's primary school crafts project

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My cell phone is full of Rajnikanth messages

And now I don't need a charger.

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Keep Smiling

PANKAJ SHARMA
pankaj.pkj1@gmail.com

"You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you"

Always trying to send good and best stuff.....J J J J J J J

My best part (Collection) is still awaiting.....

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