Sometimes I begin to suspect that some of those who write celebrity gossip blogs aren't terribly nice people

Case in point:

The latest Batman rumours report that Megan Fox might be tapped to play Catwoman, although Fox's reps deny it. True or not, we're sure that somewhere, Michelle Pfeiffer, Julie Newmar and the ghost of Eartha Kitt are preparing to kick some ass

Now: So far, this is just another "Megan Fox is dumb" story (and I gotta tell ya, I'm starting to suspect jealousy) that in and of itself wouldn't be worthy of comment. But the next line is.

while Sean Young sobs into her seventh glass of wine.

Ha, ha ha, ha! See, it's funny because Young was in rehab...