You know, the saddest thing about this is that I'm in no way surprised

Actress Bryce Dallas Howard and director/writer M. Night Shyamalan have been making the late night talk-show rounds to promote his new film, The Lady In The Water. This has led me to wonder recently: Whatever has become of Haley Joel Osment?

You remember him, former child actor. He saw dead people. Now he sees a dead career. Funny story. He's been hospitalized after a car accident.

...police are investigating the possibility that alcohol played a role in the late-night incident.

Yes, that's right. A former child star is behaving recklessly, getting in trouble with the law, and abusing alcohol. You never see that...

PS: Yes, this story is only peripheraly about Bryce Dallas Howard, but given a choice between running an image of an ex-child star or a hot n' sexy redhead, you know which I'm going to choose every time...