Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do
you ever start thinking about something, and when
you go to talk, you say something you don't
mean?" The second guy replies "Yeah, I was at the
airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind
the counter had these huge tits. So instead of
asking her for "two tickets to Pittsburgh" I asked
for "two tickets to Titsburgh". The first guy says,
"Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife
last week, and instead of saying "Honey, could you
please pass me the sugar?"
I said,
"You've ruined my life you fucking bitch!"
you ever start thinking about something, and when
you go to talk, you say something you don't
mean?" The second guy replies "Yeah, I was at the
airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind
the counter had these huge tits. So instead of
asking her for "two tickets to Pittsburgh" I asked
for "two tickets to Titsburgh". The first guy says,
"Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife
last week, and instead of saying "Honey, could you
please pass me the sugar?"
I said,
"You've ruined my life you fucking bitch!"
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