A Man Is After Engagement: Superman == == == == The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it, "Everything" == Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & == == Lady to her maid, "Oh Mali, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." Mali shocked said, "I don't believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!" == Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. == The bride, upon commitment of wedding to her boyfriend came to her mother & said, "I've found a man just like my father. Please give me your permission and blessing to marry him!" Mother replied, "Over my dead body but have my deep sympathy
Dinesh Vora
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
There is only one perfect husband in the world and no woman has it
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Women"?
Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
and the book is titled: "What Women Want!"
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Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Girlfriends are like CHOCOLATES, taste good anytime.
Lovers are like PIZZAS, Hot and spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands are like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
The other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life!
Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second Woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the Same offence
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
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