Note to self:

Things not to do in a book:

1. Spend a paragraph asserting that Nirvana is one of your characters' favorite bands, so much so they lie about having driven to Seattle for Kurt's funeral, even though this is chronologically impossible (given the characters' age), and get mad whenever someone mentions Courtney Love.

2. In next paragraph, have same character misquote the lyrics to one of their singles.

Yes, I'm reading a book where that happens (or rather I was...)