I'd say this was cheesy...but I like some things that many consider cheesy

Married...with Children, for instance. Queen's score for the Flash Gordon movie. The Flash Gordon movie itself. The Archie comics of my youth. Saw IV & V. Many great '80s hits (But if you call those cheesy around me, you better be prepared for a fight). The Back to the Future movies.

You get the idea. All (arguably) cheesy to greater and lesser degrees, but I like them all, to greater and lesser degrees. So, faced with the supposed lyrics to a song John Mayer wrote for Jennifer Aniston...

You’ve brought luck to love/ I’ve been hit by a truck in love.”

"Cheesy" doesn't quite cut it.

This just stinks.