Oh, man.

If I hadn't already stopped watching The Simpsons (because it hasn't made me laugh in years), this might do it: Nancy Cartwright is using her Bart Simpson voice to push Scientology.

BTW, on a related note: I read an unauthorized biography of Tom Cruise (this one) recently. You know the two biggest rumors about Cruise are that he's secretly gay, and not-so-secretly a batshit nuts scientologist.

Well, if what this book says is factual, the gay thing actually may not be true. But the batshit nuts Scientology thing...is worse than we ever imagined.