A Japanese bikini model-turned-actress has been acquitted on trespass charges because a recreation of the alleged crime showed she couldn't possibly have fit through a hole because of her ample bust.
Emphasis mine.
The model, who goes by her professional name of Serena Kozakura, had been sentenced to 14 months in prison for willful destruction of property after a Nov. 6 incident in which she allegedly kicked a hole the door and re-entered her boyfriend's apartment following an argument with another woman she had discovered there. The 38-year-old model had appealed the sentence to the Tokyo High Court.
"I lost work after being charged, but justice prevailed in the end," said a delighted Kozakura after the ruling. "I was always worried about being a bit fat, but this time I was glad."
Emphasis also mine. You see that, ladies? Not only are curvy bodies more attractive to men--at least, real men--but they can also keep you out of jail.
Item found via The Reluctant Optimist. He's got all the political acumen of a flaming sack of shit (and hi, TRO!), but the man knows his breast-related news stories...
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