"Why can't I be...just what I am? And speak my love..."

So you ask yourself...how could Grease 2 have been a better movie? And the answer comes...if Emmy Rossum had been in the cast. We'll just leave out that she hadn't even been born yet when the film was released...and how little I wanted to know that.

Then you ask yourself: How could The Phantom of the Opera have had a better soundtrack? Once again, the answer comes: If Louis St. Louis had written the music instead of Andrew Lloyd Webber (or at least the lyrics).

And you think: If only there were some way in which we could see what that might be like...