The Real Larry the Cable Guy

This is the kind of information that should be shared with as many people as possible, so I encourage you to pass it along to your friends. It's a clip of Larry, A.K.A. Dan Whitney, as he was in the '80s.

For those of you who didn't know that "LtCG" is a character designed to appeal to stupid people and sexists played by a cynical opportunist, prepare yourselves for a shock. Those of you who always kinda suspected that, prepare yourself to meet the conniving hack behind the sleeveless shirt.