Now, about those hookers...

...specifically, the ones involved in the scandal that may well have forced Porter Goss' resignation.

I know what you're saying.

You're saying, isn't there any way in which they could be gay hookers, and thus expose the George W. Bush administration as being hypocrites on an even grander scale than we might have dreamed possible?

Well, guess what...

(As Muskie Muskrat might say: "It's possi-bull, it's possi-bull ...")