Actors are so stupid

Hey, dummies: If you want to put on a show somebody else wrote, you get their permission first. I knew that when I was a teenager.

Stories like this remind me of one of my favorite exchanges from one of my favorite movies, Fosse's "All That Jazz:"

"God, I hate show business."

"Joe, you love show business."

"That's right, I love show business. I'll go either way."