EVA LONGORIA PARKER
"To give up meat."
Lindsay Lohan might be able to help you with that, Eva.
CAMERON DIAZ:
"I have always had the same New Year resolutions: to stop smoking, to start wearing a bra and to stop shopping."
Don't feel you have to do all that, Cameron.
(Read the post and if you think of any other dumb jokes, send 'em in)
