Arghhh!

Hollywood's latest remake of a film that doesn't need to be remade...

Arthur.

Yes, Arthur. The well-nigh untouchable award-winner from 1981.

And who are they getting to fill the shoes of Dudley Moore in his best role?

Russell Brand.

Russell fucking Brand.

Fuck.

The script of the original shines and sparkles, it's a classic. Based on this early review of the script of the remake...it's just sick.