No, no, no no no, and no.

Esquire has named Kate Beckinsale "The sexiest woman alive."

Granted that she's a MiLF, she's still never really "rung my bell" all that hard. So you know what's next...

Women Who Are Sexier Than Kate Beckinsale:

anna faris
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Lauren Graham;

Rosamund Pike:





Megan Mullally



Bebe Neuwirth

These unknown young women, their names are Megan Aniston and Jennifer Fox, or sumthin. I think they just co-starred in a movie about a chemist,

who meets the love of her life in the last place she expected to find one. Not because it's another woman, but because the other woman is secretly dead.

Unfortunately--or appropriately-the zom-rom-com also died, at the box office. If I remember rightly it was called, I know I'm Horrible but I Love what's Happened to Megan's Body.

However, I may be confused.

Amanda Seyfried
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And Amy Sedaris.