Oh. My. God.

Sen. John McCain said Thursday that Sen. Barack Obama’s poll numbers are rising as the economy seems to sink "because life isn’t fair."

So this is it, huh folks? John McCain--the "grown-up" candidate--has the emotional maturity of an Anthony Michael Hall character in a John Hughes movie.

"It's not fair it's not fair! I hate you! I'm gonna go drive around and listen to Billy Idol music!"