Oh no, not again

George Michael busted.

And unfortunately this time, it wasn't for anything so well adjusted as seeking anonymous; no-strings sex in public places: He was arrested for crack.

(I know the joke you're all thinking of, and shame on you. I, for, one, am better than that)

But honestly, George...may I remind you that (unlike oh, say, Lindsay Lohan) you've actually got talent? Get off the dance floor, get it together, and remember you're a classic pop writer.