At the risk of sounding like Jay Leno...

...here's some fun with headlines.

The New Zealand Herald: Hillary lacks Bill's way with words

New Zealand, masters of understatement.

Yahoo! News: Clintonites try to put RFK behind them

Let's see here, RFK, RFK...inspirational figure in the democratic party...generally held to have been a man of strength and character...yes, I can certainly see why Clintonites would want to put that behind them...