searching for "img_2007" and making it into a commentary on the past year.
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When I think back on the year 2007, one word comes right to mind...
...Feminism!
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No, but I kid. 2007 is the year I realized the reason there was only one set of footprints on the beach during the most dark and troubled periods of my life, is because:
That's when, as god explained to me apologetically later, I'd completely slipped his mind.
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But seriously. It's been an important year in my life, because it's the year I decided to follow in the spiked heels of my heroine Courtney Love, and begin taking mood-altering drugs.
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No, but really, this year is the year I learned that...oh hell, make up your own joke here, it's a picture of a red haired girl in green licking whipped cream off a guy's nipple, man!
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And of course, two festivals left me with memories I won't soon forget. The running of the bulls...
...and the more rare but only slightly less cruel Rapid Transiting of the zombies.
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2007 is the year I realized that the height of the lyrical arts was
Parfois c'est un pays ; parfois c'est une fille que vous connaissez, tout le monde obtenu d'avoir un but en ce monde vous Yankees êtes si idiot aux sujets du coeur vous ne savez pas que les femmes sont les seules oeuvres d'art
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Oh yes, this is also the year that that sex-phobic babbling idiot Jerry Falwell dropped dead.
Now, I don't have scientific proof that the photo below was taken at the parade held in paradise that day.
But I do have the strongest suspicion...
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The year I began to know the truth of the quotation, via Harlan Ellison,
...from the Japanese poet Tanaka Katsumi...
"I know that my true friend will appear after my death, and my sweetheart died before I was born."
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It's the year I began to get in touch with the beauty of my inner color.
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It's the year I learned not only are Japanese women's breasts getting bigger and they are in general become curvier...
...but that their clowns have eyes that bore into me like ice-hot needles from hell!
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