See The Daily Show last night?

If not, you missed one of the best. If you don't get Comedy Central or don't think you'll have time to catch a rerun, Mark's posted links to video clips from his blog. Or you can also try one here through Crooks and Liars.

Here's an excerpt:

Ed Helms says:...through the President's leadership, he'll end up building a billion dollar damn in Arkansas.

Stewart: Why would he build a damn in Arkansas?

Helms: His plan will be to fight the water over there, so we don't have to fight it over here.