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Monday, June 30, 2008

Martin Scorsese remembers why he got into show business in the first place

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I'd be willing to bet it does make the water taste better, at that


All jokes aside, I think this is a particuarly beautiful picture of Aniston, and it's not just because she's oh-so-tastefully naked.

It won't be long, mark my words, the time has come...



FYI: One of the girls is Jane Leeves.

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For Jennifer on the occasion of her 37th birthday

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Oh! Oh yeah babe, oh yeah babe, oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah babe...

Ahem. The first season of Life, the best new TV show of the last year, is coming out on DVD with bonus features that made me do a dance of joy, on September 2.

My birthday? September 1.

I'm just saying is all.


This is the smokin' hot Sarah Shahi, who co-stars in the series (with Damian Lewis, who I am reliably formed by certain of my women friends is also gorgeous, but whose picture did you honestly expect I'd run?).

The second season starts in October.

That's it--I want to be a woman just so I can wear these clothes

To you girls among my vast reading audience, this may be old news, but I just stumbled across the funniest clothing label ever. I found it via the Kingdom of Style, where I've found more than one picture, and as that blog's "Queen Michelle" wrote:
at first glance the label consists of sweet little girly tops featuring beautiful, delicate embroidery - until you look closely... intertwined with the fanciful birds and flowers you'll discover phrases like:

I Can Only Please One Man A Day. Today Is Not Your Day. And Tomorrow Doesn't Look Good Either.
I Hate Children
Will Fuck For Shoes
Life is Fucked Up




Oh, and I don't know who the model is, but I totally want her too.

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This is another one of my random discoveries--you know, wherein I stumble across something whilst (and at the same time) looking for something else, and feel compelled to pass it on as a public service.

Now.

You know what you almost never see?

A sexy girl clown with a firecracker stuck in the cleft of her ass...



...who also plays Ukulele, has been called "An actress of great gifts" by Clive Barnes and can play the Kazoo with her, that is to say...with her...um...with her...

Aw, fuck. Ladies and Gentlemen, Amy G:



If at all possible, I'm going to marry this woman or someone as close to her as I can find.

PS: There's handfuls of other video clips of her performances to be found on YouTube, enjoy.

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Saturday, June 28, 2008

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"Coup manqué, mais vos genoux m'excusent-ils blessent-ils ? "

" Pas, pourquoi ? "

" Puisque they' massacre re je."

BTW...

"Men In Blanket Ran Javelin?"

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"Benjamin Alan Varkentine."

Now you know, and knowing is half the--

The wonder of Vintage Fashion

Bejeweled accessories, luxurious fabrics, and sultry makeup never go out of fashion. Vintage glamour is not just for the hollywood stars! You can use beautiful vintage peices to accessories your outfits or go all out for an evening on the town. Take a beautiful vintage silk blouse and pair it with this a hot pair of highwaisted jeans, leather belt and peep-toe shoes- you’ve got a outift that sizzles. For a night on the town, don’t be afraid to walk in the shoes of Audrey Hepburn or Ginger Rogers.

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The debatable high waisted trend...
The high waisted trend arrived in Europe years ago but is still a key trend for this year specially with the 20’s


Do you know what? The funny thing about this trend is that i swore i would never buy into it, it REALLY wouldn't suit me, you had to be tiny tiny tiny to pull it off and basically it was a no goer. I was wrong

I just LOVE this look. I started of with skirts and though OK i can wear this but still keep well clear of the trousers and certainly jeans do you know how many high waisted items i have?


I guess you have to be careful in fact i think that is essential but with a bit of style it is very easy to pull this trend off



Take for example this picture.... do i need to explain who got it right and who got it wrong.
Teamed with heels this look can become incredibly flattering. Big heels are key to helping balance the volume of the trouser. Pair with a chic puff-sleeve blouse or other body-skimming top that tucks in easily to make your waist look teensy. Forgo a necklace in favour of a chic pile of bangles or cuff in an eye-popping color like red or juicy orange with a matching bag, et voila!

On the 2008 fashion runway nearly every designer showed one high waisted outfit. Nicole Mischa and Fergie knew before and showed long time ago how to wear it. Now it is becoming more main stream as your average person realizes you can pull it off!

Pros & Cons of High-Waist
High rise styles look great on most women and give the illusion of height by lengthening the leg, explained Cornelia Wiebe, owner of Calgary's Leo Boutique in a denim spread in the January/February 2008 issue of Wish magazine. Wider leg styles of high-rise denim are most universally flattering and do the best job of creating a long, lean silhouette.

Because high-waisted jeans cinch the narrowest part of your torso, they play up curves. This makes them ideal for naturally curvy women who want to accentuate what they've got, as well as for more boyish figures who want to create the illusion of an hour-glass figure. Take this one step further by looking for high-rise styles that feature thick waistbands or belts.

If you have wide hips, look for high-waist denim with larger rear pockets or flap pockets, and details like sailor-inspired buttons or small pockets in the front – these features will break up a wide expanse of denim that could otherwise make you look even wider through the hips and flatten your bottom.

If you want to minimize the roundness of your bum, choose high-waist denim with minimal details on the rear.

Once you've invested in a basic pair of indigo high-waist jeans, experiment with different washes like shades of gray (the new neutral) or black for dressy outfits, or retro cornflower blue for casual looks.


Spots on the moon of Mars





And yes, damnit, I am deeply ashamed of myself.

Caption this photo



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WHAT-IS-YOUR-CON-VER-SION-SIGN?

Friday, June 27, 2008

How did such a fanciful romance as Stranger Than Fiction ever get made?

I ask that not because it isn't good--it is. But it's also literary on more than one level: It seems as though it's based on a book (tho it was an original screenplay); it's about the process of writing. It seems to have been written by someone (Zach Helm) who was acquainted with literature, and it has a sense of wordplay in the dialogue and character names.

(some of which hit me only after I'd finished watching.)

(if nothing else, I owe it for showing me, even inadvertently, how much "odd" sounds like "Awed.")

One of the thoughts that I had as I was watching Stranger Than Fiction is that if I ever do get to be the writer/director I want to be, I might be the only one who would ever want to cast Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey and Ferrell together in a "dramedy," or human comedy.

What these men have in common besides being star comics is this: I've had little or no interest in seeing most of the dumb-ass shitty Jerry Lewis impressions and fart jokes that have proved so lucrative for them.

To a man, I prefer them in works where they get to do some dramatic acting: Sander in Spanglish, Carrey in The Truman Show, now Ferrell here.

What I have an interest in--among other things--is high-quality performances, and in Stranger Than Fiction Ferrell delivers a choice example.

By the end I had come to care about his hero--who knew he could play a recognizably believable human?

The story is about a man, Harold Crick (Ferrell), an IRS agent who hears a voice in his head. Not a voice telling him what to do, but describing what he is already doing with a better vocabulary than he possesses himself.

He responds to this about as well as could reasonably be expected. After consulting with a couple of doctors (one played in a delightful cameo by Tom Hulce, a worthy actor too long missing from features) he seeks out a literature professor.

The professor is played by Dustin Hoffman, giving an admirably deadpan, underplayed and truly supportive performance. Slowly they discover that the voice is that of Karen Eiffel, a reclusive novelist Hoffman admires, played by Emma Thompson (who looks much less Brigitte Bardot-ish in the film). It's the best depiction of a writer's life I've seen since Cradle Will Rock.

Harold is the central character in a novel she has been writing but unable to finish. And now (we know but they don't), her publisher has sent an assistant, Penny, to hurry her along.

Penny Escher: Sitting in the rain isn't going to write a book.
Karen Eiffel: That illustrates exactly how much you know about writing books.


This presents a problem for Harold, because the one thing the central characters of Eiffel’s novels have in common is this: All of them die at the end.

Harold, like any of us sensibly, doesn't want to be in a tragedy, he wants to be in a romance.



And he may have just found the beginnings of a love story with a woman he is meant to be auditing, played by the picturesque Maggie Gyllenhaal; named Ana, weirdly enough for me.

This part of the story has a warmth to it comparable to the late and lamented Adrienne Shelly's Waitress, and not only because like Keri Russell in that film, Gyllenhaal here is a baker.

Some might call it mushy, but only if they haven't had a really good chocolate chip cookie with a glass of cold milk in a while.

Besides, Harold doesn't exactly sweet-talk his Betty Crocker:




Ana Pascal: You were staring at my tits.

Harold Crick: No, I'm sure I wasn't. And if I was, it was as a representative of the United States Government.


Still, for most of it, I was preparing to give my review of Stranger Than Fiction as "Undeniably entertaining, but lacking a certain something in emotional engagement." You know--like They Might Be Giants' music.

But damned if it didn't sneak up on me. So really, I'm serious, how did this get made? No mutants coming alive in museums, riding around in talking, driverless cars as they try to crack an old Spartan code...how the hell did this movie get made and distributed by a major studio?

My guess? Will Ferrell. He must have used some of the juice he has from Elf, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby and the successful "Frat Pack" movies.

And good on 'im (if I'm right--it could just as easily have been Marc Forster, director of Oscar bait, which sold the studio).

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